Pilot in developmentConcept artValheim / Episode 01
The Starter Home
One ambitious homeowner. One deeply questionable shack. A very serious inspection of Bjorn’s first home in the Meadows.
Inside the pilot
Home improvement. Viking judgment.
Welcome to
your next
fixer-upper.
A serious home-renovation show.
A deeply unserious crew.
Useful Valheim tips, one disaster at a time.
Pilot in development
Better builds.Funnier failures.Stronger Vikings.Est. in the Tenth World
From the job site
First up: The Starter Home.
Pilot in developmentConcept artUseful advice. Occasional sarcasm.
Build a better longhouse.
Give the smoke a way out.
Start with the fire and its escape route. Add the cozy furniture afterward.
Read the field noteStart with what holds it up.
Plan the foundation and support layout before committing to the dramatic roofline.
Read the field noteCurb appeal. Escape plan.
A beautiful entrance should still let you get home when the locals follow you.
Read the field noteOn the drawing board
Every disaster
has potential.
Bjorn has a house. We have concerns. Follow the planned Meadows renovation from first inspection to the eventual reveal.
Explore the projectTHIS OLD VALHEIM / SITE NOTES
The Meadows project
Inspection priorities
- 01 A chimney with an exit
- 02 Supports with a purpose
- 03 Room to live. And escape.
“We’re going to need
more core wood.”— Gunnar, contractor